Ok, you know those erectile dysfunction commercials that are all over TV...I don't understand how it is absolutely essential that if you have an erection lasting four hours you IMMEDIATELY get to the hospital. Four hours? So if it lasts 3:47 you are fine, but if you hit four hours you better sprint your behind in for medical attention right this second. Isn't that kind of a GIGANTIC window of time. "This erection is lasting a long time, honey." "No worries, it has only been three hours and fifty-two minutes, things are just fine." vs "AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH I have had this erection for four hours and two minutes, I need immediate medical attention two minutes ago!!!!" I guess that is why I never became a doctor, this makes no sense to me.
On the same topic, when I worked for First Health (medical insurance company) I always wondered who decides how many Viagra (or the like) pills someone gets to have per month. Insurance only covers a certain # of prescription pills for a person per month and it used to be determined individually, what a job to choose how many opportunities a guy gets in a month.
Just a thought.
6 comments:
Oh.My.Gosh. That is too funny!!! You may have heard it already from someone else, but next time I see you, I'll have to tell you my viagra joke (it's appropriate...hahah).
Do you know how hard it was keep from bursting out loud in front of Abby when I read this? She wanted to know what I was reading the second that I smiled just a little. That was so funny. Thoughs are some deep thoughts.
The funniest part of this post for me is that I NEVER in a million years would have expected to read something like this on this blog. Good to know I'm not the only one free up to talk about these sorts of things without inducing shock in people around me.
Ha! It's so true.
You are so funny! Made me lol :)
You and your mom have similar humor bones. The first time she heard that 'caveat' for the product, she burst out laughing and wondered similar thoughts. Good on you for being so witty.
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