What is going on Hair?

OK, so last night I was getting ready to go to mutual. I had just finished doing my hair and was heading out when I smelled something weird in the bathroom. I carefully made my way toward that room, and the stench became more prevalent the closer I got. I entered to find that someone, maybe a wicked warlock (but more likely a one year old boy) had maneuvered my curling brush off the counter, turned it on (yes, I forgot to unplug it in my hurry to go), and threw it in the toilet. (Thankfully said child was not hurt in any way during this mishap). The thing was fried to a crisp. Completely useless.

So, this morning, nasty hair and all, I made my way to the store to purchase a new curling brush. This was supposed to be a simple errand to fix my haystack hair problem. No such luck. They did have one kind of curling brush, but not the kind I have been using for the past 20+ years...never mind that I have purchased curling brushes at this store before (notice the lack of name of the store so as to avoid any possible advertising for them...I'll show them to not carry my curling brush!!!..ok, so they won't really care and I will probably be back there again next week). So, I buy the kind they have (the one and only kind they have) and go home only to find this is a brush with a weird blow dryer like feature inside, so it doesn't work at all like what I am used to. I am trying to grow my hair out so it is already hard to manage and now I have to try to learn to use this abnoxious new hair monstrosity that passes as a "curling brush" in name only (if you ask me). Oh well, such is life. It could be worse, he could have thrown my toothbrush in the toilet too.

(Proof that even if he can be a terror, he is still adorable)