Gobble, gobble, gobble

Q: What did the widowed mother turkey say to her son who kept causing loads of trouble?

A: If your father could see you now he'd turn over in his gravy.

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Q: If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

A: Pilgrims.

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Q: What do you call a rude gobbler?

A: A jerky turkey.

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Q: Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?

A: Because he had the drumsticks.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!