That's right, I am the boss of the tree lights in this house!
I tore of the nasty, newest, broken string of lights and I replaced them with my last spare set of white lights.
You can't even tell the difference, right?
I showed you rotten, rebellious Christmas tree!!!
(As a side note, I'm pretty sure when this season is over I will just strip the tree naked and hopefully find some LED lights on clearance and I will just re-string the whole thing and pretend like none of this angry little exchange between me and the fir never even happened.)