Aubrey has been working on a history project of late. She had to make a tri-fold brochure all about a particular country (I wish I had thought to take a picture of it because it looked really great).
She turned the project in yesterday and was thrilled when she found out she earned every possible point for her work (actually, her super fun teacher originally announced to the whole class the Aubs had failed her first ever assignment which left the class temporarily worried because Aubrey put a lot of work into the flyer so if she failed they weren't sure they could pass either -- but, just kidding, she got full marks).
Anyway, the point is, while Josh and I were driving Aubrey and the other kids to musical theater last night, she was telling us all about her project which happened to focus on Ireland. She mentioned her teacher had been enamored with the "interesting facts" section she'd added to the brochure so Josh asked what interesting facts she'd found and this is what happened.
Aubrey: Did you know that Ireland reports fewer UFO sightings than any other European country.
Josh: Well, that's pretty cool.
Me: Why do they report fewer sightings?
Josh: Aubs, just ignore her.
Aubrey: No, really, what do you mean, Mom.
Me: Well, I mean, do they see fewer UFOs or do they just not report the UFO sightings or do authorities ignore the reports or do they see so many UFOs that it is common place so they don't really pay much attention? I hear there are is a lot of drinking in Ireland, maybe they are too drunk to report the sightings?
Aubrey: Mom, I don't know that. It's just an interesting fact, it doesn't have to have a reason.
Me: That seems pretty silly. Why notice a fact, but don't figure out what it really means?
Aubrey: Whatever. Also, people think that Ireland has lots more red-heads than anywhere else, but only 9% of the people in Ireland actually have red hair.
Josh: Huh, that is an interesting fact.
Me: But what percentage of people other places are red-heads?
Aubrey: What do you mean?
Josh: Aubs, let it go, she does this, that's why I don't tell her jokes.
Me: Well, if most other places only have 2% or 5% red-headed population than Ireland's 9% would still make them seem like a much higher concentration of red-heads. So if that's the case it makes sense that people think of Ireland as a place with more red-heads than other places.
Aubrey: Gosh, Mom, the site didn't tell me that. It's just an interesting fact. Leave it alone.
Josh: I think you should just give up now Aubrey.
And she did. Poor Aubs.
FYI: Although Josh likes to tease me about it, I do not ruin jokes and interesting facts on purpose. I just get curious about things and wonder what causes them or why they are the way they are. But I'll admit, it can put a damper on a conversation. Oops.