Peaches are Stupid

Yesterday afternoon, you may have heard screaming coming from my home.

You may have wondered what cruel tortures were being forced upon the young inhabitants in this house of horror.  You will never have been able to guess the harsh and terrifying malice that was inflicted on one small son in particular.

In a word.

Peaches!

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

(Insert evil laughter here).
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Round two this afternoon...pears!