Do you see that?
It isn't super obvious from this picture, but there is yet another dead string of lights on my stupid, fat, Christmas tree.
The Pine Demon strikes again!
That's right, I am now officially a certifiable Grinch about this tree and I take this as a declaration of war.
Oh, I will best him.
This monster of boughs and twinkle will be fully lit and spreading Christmas joy whether the tree is willing to cooperate or not! I will not lose this battle.
(p.s. I really do not like that tree.)